17:58:34 earnestedward: i was teaching myself to juggle today
17:58:41 earnestedward: with tangerines
17:58:53 earnestedward: but i got hungry and didn't want to go to the kitchen
17:58:58 earnestedward: the art suffers
18:09:47 earnestedward: also while i was doing it the fruit kept falling to the floor and rolling away
18:09:51 earnestedward: like, defying physics
18:09:54 earnestedward: and i thought
18:10:18 earnestedward: the first person to invent a floor covering that restricts lateral movement of spherical objects
18:10:21 earnestedward: will be a millionaire
18:10:30 earnestedward: and then i realized that it was carpet
18:10:47 earnestedward: at that point i felt better about eating the art