mkm16@jabber.duke.edu: relationships are like ebay
 mkm16@jabber.duke.edu: you want something
 mkm16@jabber.duke.edu: and you want it bad
 mkm16@jabber.duke.edu: but you can't have it for 6 days because that's when the auction runs out
 mkm16@jabber.duke.edu: so you could bid now, but then everyone else would see hwo great it is and want it too and then maybe defeat you
 mkm16@jabber.duke.edu: maybe i'm talking about you, and maybe i'm a shallow bitch talking about shoes
 mkm16@jabber.duke.edu: i'll leave that up to you to decide
 mkm16@jabber.duke.edu: (i can't lie. it's shoes)