Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2001 04:09:22 -0500 (CDT)
From: Alex Courtade
To: John Joseph Bachir
Cc: Alexander A. Courtade 
Subject: I desire schooling

John, I desire schooling in the ways of the pimp. I wish to wield the red,
feathered fedora with skill and mastery. The street shall be by domain,
and I shall be its lord. Crack whores, blunts, saturday night specials,
they will all be at my command. I will blend in like a chameleon in the
grey urban background, invisible to all but all seeing. I shall walk the
sidewalks with a long crazy gait, in my pinstriped bellbottoms,
tantalizing the world with my funky opulescence.