-if something is fun and nice and pleasant, then you say "that's buttery"
-for silent but urgent
communication of "i like this person, s/he is being nice and fun and
nifty" then you just quickly and softly say "butter."
-when someone or something has made you feel
all buttery, you say "i was buttered" or "s/he/it buttered me."
-occasional exclamation: "oh butter."
ADVANCED FORMS
-in some contexts butteriness is undesirable. The butteriness in question
still describes the same qualities. However, in combination with other
factors it may be an undesirable trait. example:
...........John: "So, that guy you were telling me about, is he
cool?"
...........Jynelle: "Yeah, but he's kind of a butter."
...........John: "Oh."
-when someone is momentarily in a state of humble and amusing confusion
and/or excitement, they have "buttered out." example:
...........John: "Jynelle, is this the way that we were planning on
taking?"
...........Jynelle: "No. When you saw that clown driving a minivan at that
last intersection, you buttered out and we missed our turn. So now we have
to take a different way."
...........John: "Oh."
RARE FORMS
-use in place of the word "better": "I hope you
feel butter than before."
-when _completely_ overwhelmed by someone's butteryness: [with a skeptical and unbelieving face] "is, s/he, a butter?"
-There once was a veagan boy, and we called him margarine.
TYPES OF BUTTERS
Butter Master: a Butter Master's butteryness is sublime. A Butter Master lives
and breathes butter, and is fully aware of it.
Pure Butter: Also known as Oblivious Butter, a Pure Butter is butter through
and through, but is not intellectually or ideologiccally driven to be
buttery.